ФАНФИКИ, что такое Дюранфик(Duranfiction) и с чем его едят Опции

[Lady Xenax]

Так. Раз пошла такая пьянка и я тут засиделась, позвольте лэди и джэнтльмены поделится с вами своим опытом по поводу Дюранфиков. Да, это истории про нашу любимую группу. Вымышленные. Абсолютно. То есть писать можно про все, что угодно относяшиеся к ДД.

Жанры:

Мэри Сью - самая многочислленная категория. Все сводится к тому, что какая-нибудь Дюрани знакомится с Саймоном, Ником, Джоном (нужное подчеркнуть). Романтика, слезы-сопли, но иногда попадается что-нибудь приличное

Слэш - вторая по многочисленности категория. Речь идет о так называемых malemale отношениях. Всем, кто против этого - лучше не заглядывать в такие рассказы. Популярны пары - ДжонНик, СаймонДжон, НикСаймон, СаймонНикДжон

Альтернатива - истории типа 'Осторожно двери закрываются'. А что если Джон не ушел из группы? А что если не дай Бог Саймон не женился на Ясмин? А что если группы вообще не было?

Sci-fi и фэнтази - простор для воображения. Путешествия во времени, инопланетяне, другие миры, магия, кибер-панк, вампиры, оборотни... Супер!!!!

Прикол - название говорит само за себя.


Будучи начинающим писателем не могла не начать сочинять истории о любимой группе. В данный момент одна закончена и 3 в работе. :P :blush:

[Lady Xenax]

2 john morgan

Про их жен писать НЕ БУДУ!!! Я тут кто по вашему!
А прикол суперский!

2 all - если вам не нравятся подобные вещи - вы их просто можете игнорировать. Смысл слэша в том как раз, что этого нет в реальности. Если бы было - это была бы просто голубая история.

А как вам этот прикол?

The Duran Dictionary
Tina Lawson and Theresa Isilwath


Duranhydrous -- Simon at his safest, i.e. without water.
Duranged -- people who sit up for hours thinking of ways to make new words using
Duran as the root.
DurI.Q. -- the ability of any Duranie to rattle off the exact wardrobe of every
member in every video then forget their own name in the presence of any
Englishman with lavender hair.
Durachnophobia -- The Big Bug Thing
Deroxide -- what the band members used entirely too much of on their hair this
past year.
Duranarchy -- state of lawlessness when any member of Duran Duran is within a 50
mile radius of any mentally alert Duranie.
Duranimals -- 1) Cool cartoons by Malinda McCall 2) what John needs to put on
his clothes so they match on occasion, 3) Band members' pets.
Durangasm -- the state of intense euphoria experienced by Duranies following an
encounter with anything Duran-related (i.e. 'I had a Durangasm the first time I
saw the star').
Durindecision -- An inability to make a freaking decision, innate in band
members and numerous high-ranking officials at Capitol records (i.e. 'Should I
marry her or not?' 'Should we let Warren join or not?' 'Should we release Thank
You or not?')
Duranimosity -- the relationship between Andy and the rest of the world.
Durincompetence -- what Capitol Records is overflowing with.
Durannual -- Simon's sheepshearing.
EnDURANce -- the thing possessed by Duranies willing to drive 8 hours to see a
concert, camp out at the band's hotel, and drive home without sleep all in a 24
hour period.
Bi-Durannual -- Simon and Yasmin's luck at fertility roulette.
Durincessant -- what it feels like when you can't get a Duran song out of your
head. See also Durannoying.
Durantie -- What Nick calls his Mum's sister.
Durenergetic -- Simon's ...er...performance.
Durinfinity -- the official release date for Medazzaland.
Duraffinity -- the tendency for Duranies to become immediate best friends as
soon as they meet based solely on their agreement on which band member has the
cutest bum.
Durantagonism -- flame wars.
Duranimal magnetism -- what the Fab Five, Terrific Three, and Fab Four
Durmagnetism -- the tendency for Duranies to be pulled together into large,
giggling groups.
Durendipity -- 1) when you walk into a record convention and find the one truly
rare thing that is not overpriced, 2) when Duranies go to make-up counters and
meet the assistants to people who are mothers of other Duranies.
Durenema -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Durinstinct -- how most of us managed to stumble upon the hotel they were
staying in. See also Durintuition.
Duranaconda -- two words: Simon's...with this bunch, we don't need to say
anymore, do we?
Duranesthesia -- the overpowering sensation that occurs when you are forced to
rot on hold with Capitol or Left Bank.
Duranaheim -- city near where John lives.
Duranalgesic -- painkilling effect of being in proximity of band members. How
people get run over by limos without noticing.
Duranalogous -- Blur's 'Girls and Boys'
Durannex -- Missing Persons
Durantecedent -- Crucified Toad, Shock Treatment, etc...
Durancestors -- Chic, Sex Pistols, Roxy Music, French Huguenots
Duranal-retentive -- Duranies who stack their CD's in order of release date
Duranchor -- what held Du-rum in place in rough seas.
Duranchovy -- any of various small, edible, herringlike marine fishes that
nibbled on Simon's toesies when he forgot which side of Drum went up.
Durandante -- denotes a ballad on Duran sheet music.
Durandroid -- Nick's idea of a labor saving device for ASWI.
Durandrogynous -- Nick in 1985.
Duranecdotes -- stories about the band.
Durangels -- band members' children.
Duranglophile -- people who got into England solely because Duran came from
there.
Duranglophobe -- people afraid of England solely because Duran came from there.
Durunbelievable -- a Duranecdote that begins with 'And it really sucks cos I
forgot my camera'
Durangst -- what every Duranie goes through when band members start talking
about solo projects or buying yachts.
Dureligion -- thou shalt have no other bands before Duran.
Durinfidel -- one who does not have Dureligion.
Durevangelize -- what we must do to the Durinfidels.
Durindoctrination -- the process of Durevangelization.
Duragnostic -- one who is doubtful about the existence of Dureligion.
Duralimony -- what Julie-Anne gets instead of Nick.
Duranomaly -- a Duran album that is released when they say it will be.
Duranthem -- Save a Prayer
Duranthology -- Decade
Duranthropology -- the study of the origin, culture, hair colors and mating
habits of Duran Duran.
Duranticipation -- salivatory response of any Duranie at the mere mention of new
or previously unseen Duran related products.
Duranticlimax -- 1) Fifteenth leg of the last tour, 2) passing an expected
release date, 3) Andy's solo career.
Durantigua -- what the island was renamed after Duran left.
Durantimatter -- a hypothetical form of matter (1995 definition...John's
shampoo)
Durantisocial -- people who join Duran mailing lists and just LURK!
Durantonym -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
Duranxious -- level of nervousness reached while waiting for new Duran stuff.
Durinflation -- the uncanny ability for Duran memorabilia to double in price
whenever the band has a good period.
Durangina -- the heart condition suffered by Duranies who go to too many
concerts (get your bloody minds out of the gutter, there's not enough room with
ours already down here).
Durinfant -- Tallulah Pine leBon
Durinferior -- every other band in the world (we say this with absolutely NO
BIAS)
Durinhospitable -- much of the security at venues where Duran plays.
Duranacea -- a cure-all for rap music.
Durandora's Box -- where we store our Duran stuff. We get into a lot of trouble
when we open it.
Duranhandle -- to beg for money to buy more stuff to put into Durandora's box.
Duransack -- what any good, efficient Duranie does to every table and shelf at
record stores and conventions.
Durampage -- what Simon goes on when he's in a bad mood.
Duramble -- what Duranies do for weeks and weeks after finally meeting the band
(Again, I resent this implication :) )
Durandruff -- why band members scratch their heads.
Durandy -- John feeling playful.
Durankrupt -- what being so Durandy in the 80's made John become.
Durinadvisable -- stuffing your hand down any band member's trousers without
their permission.
Duromatherapy -- snorting Joop!
Durincognito -- wearing a nun's habit in Rome.
Durincompatible -- Simon and Claire, Nick and Julie-Anne, Roger and Giovanna,
John and Jody, John and Janine, John and Bebe, John and Renee, John and
Virginia, John and Chrissie, John and Grace...(A trend perhaps? 1995
addition...John and Amanda apparently.) 2) A Duranie dating a non-Duranie,
particularly if the non-Duranie is a headbanger.
Durin rehab -- the place John had to go after getting too Durandy with too many
Durincompatible women after using too many Durintoxicating substances.
Durindecipherable -- 90% of Simon's lyrical meanings, 2) 99 and 44/100 % of
John's autographs.
Durindefatigueable -- what Left Bank seemed to think Duran was around the 99th
leg of the Keystone Kops Tour. See also Durindestructable.
Duridiots -- fans who think that it's cool to do drugs/booze just because the
band did at some point or another.
Duraccident -- Drum going belly up, Si road surfing on his motorcycle, John and
motorscooters, Nick and driving in general.2) what happens when your Duran
condom fails.
Duradultery -- the real reason why all three Taylors had the same last name.
Durambulate -- the way Nick walks.
Durama Sutra -- 1) Simon's little black book. 2) A good starting place if you
ever get a band member bound and gagged in your hotel room.
Durambush -- how you get a band member bound and gagged in your hotel room.
Duralfalfa -- Warren's favorite late night snack.
Durantiques -- rare, hard to find Duran items.
Duriunite -- cheap wine backstage for less favored lackeys.
Durhemmorhoids -- what Duranies get from sitting in cars, buses, planes, trams,
and trains trying to get to a concert.
Durinsomnia -- a Duranie's inability to sleep before a show.
Durartificial Insemination -- what Simon and Yasmin will never need to resort to
if they keep having babies at this rate.
Durabond -- the glue that holds us together.
Durengaged -- what all the Rhodies are hoping Nick Durisn't.
Durango -- When a member leaves the group. (contributed by Nilla Cabrera, April
'01).